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Hair FAQ

Yeah, I get asked about my hair a lot. A LOT a lot.  And weirdly, the questions are almost always the same three.  I understand that, for the asker, this is their first time having this conversation, so I try to be friendly and funny and glib and I know Read more…

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The Pain

Remember those terrible health issues I was having? That got all better on their own? Not so much. Many people asked me, “Can you at least glean something from this experience to make a story?” Maybe? Someday?  Mostly I’ve felt… Not quite here. I joked about having come up with Read more…

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Thankful

I have much to be thankful for this Thanksgiving. First of all, that the doctors have finally figured out what is wrong with me and I will soon embark on a plan to heal! Treatment at last, rather than juts pain management.  You can’t imagine the relief. Secondly, Analog has Read more…

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Crap

When I was sixteen, I attended my first writing workshop, bringing with me my first attempt at a short story.  It was a first draft, all rough, no editing, no outline beforehand. It was everything you would expect from a sixteen-year-old’s first short story. In a word, it was crap. Read more…