Are you getting a lot of writing done while you’re sick?

No.

I bet you’re getting a lot of knitting done?

No.

Are you enjoying all the time off from work?

No.

Who ARE you people who would even think these things? Other than, like, my casual acquaintances who keep asking me these things. Seriously. If I am not AT work, I am INCAPABLE of working, and therefore incapable also of doing anything else, either.

I mean… I work at a desk, people. That’s the minimum I can do.

Here endeth the rant.

Categories: Blathering