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Crap

When I was sixteen, I attended my first writing workshop, bringing with me my first attempt at a short story.  It was a first draft, all rough, no editing, no outline beforehand. It was everything you would expect from a sixteen-year-old’s first short story. In a word, it was crap. Read more…

Statistics

One of my favorite ways to procrastinate on writing is to generate meaningless statistics about my writing.  I’m a mathmatologist. I believe that somehow, numbers will reveal the future to me. Recently, someone asked me the average number of rejections a short story of mine receives before it is accepted. Read more…

Shadow Vases

A while ago I made my post comparing stories to vases. Lately I’ve noticed a repeating flaw in my first drafts.  I see it reading over all my earliest writing: I’ll write about absolutely ANYTHING but the central point of the story.  Or, like, anything interesting. I’ll twist scenes to avoid Read more…

Channels

“This story just needs… more,” the editor said. “It feels thin.” Thanks, I thought, that’s not quite the vaguest advice ever.  But then my husband turned it around for me with a metaphor. Hubby and I were talking about stories having channels, like sound channels in a music composition.  This Read more…