Step One: Write a story


beststory

Step Two: Submit story

mail

Step Three: A Magical Transformation Occurs the Moment the Mailbox Closes

writeanxious

Step Four: Get Hopes Up

ie, 8 weeks of ridiculous statistical analysis.

stats

Step Five: Receive Results

99% of the time:     1% of the time:
drama queenofeverything

Step Six: Return to Start

revised

 


1 Comment

Nyla · July 10, 2016 at 1:05 pm

The waiting is the worst part. Looking at the stats of rejections makes you wonder why anyone tries…yet we keep trying.

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